Wife=TV & Girlfriend=Handphone

Wife is a TV.
Girlfriend is a Handphone.

At home ....watch TV.
Go out ....bring Handphone.

No money.... sell TV.
Get money ... Change Handphone.

Sometimes... enjoy TV.
But most of the time ..play with the Handphone.

TV.... free for life.
But Handphone...if you don't pay services, will be TERMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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